Scott says, “That was me on TV and that was me playing the game–that is not me.”

Scott says, “That was me on TV and that was me playing the game–that is not me.”
Evicted Big Brother 5 horseman Scott drags out the predictable defense of his in-house behavior, saying his mother was shocked by his behavior “because that’s not me. That was me on TV and that was me playing the game — that is not me. I’m a courteous, respectful guy, and very well mannered. I treat people right, the way they should be treated. I think that’s why she was so surprised.” She might have also been surprised by his naked photo shoot, which TV Guide didn’t ask him about, but which he probably would have defended like this: “That was me in Playgirl and that was me naked in front of camera–that is not my penis.”

Frankie leads Big Brother's parade of delusion

Frankie on Big Brother

Heading into the finale, the delusion continues, with a re-appearance by evicted Frankie.

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Shark Tank is getting a spin-off

Shark Tank

Companies that get deals on the show will be followed for this new spin-off.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.