15,000 show up in Cleveland to wait for today’s first American Idol 4 audition.

15,000 show up in Cleveland to wait for today’s first American Idol 4 audition.
The first of the American Idol 4 auditions takes place today in Cleveland, but “[a]n estimated 15,000 hopefuls began arriving at 6 a.m. [Tuesday] and planned to sleep out all night,” the AP reports. Auditions will continue Sunday in St. Louis. However, those of you who might be planning to wait in line in other cities can probably just stay at home; the mother of Levi Morse, the 17-year-old who is first in line today, told the AP, “He’s going to be the next American Idol.” Glad that’s taken care of: Now we can be spared 40 hours of Paula Abdul and Ryan Seacrest and that haunting theme music that refuses to leave my head no matter how many times I bang it against my desk.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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