Jessica Simpson: Newlyweds is “done!”

Jessica Simpson: Newlyweds is “done!”
Jessica Simpson says Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica will not tape any more episodes. E! Online reports that Jessica told US Weekly the show is “Done! We’re not newlyweds anymore. We’ve had our share of the cameras. We’re at a point where we’ll want everything for ourselves and our family.” They’re also at a point where they want to find new ways to whore themselves, and tired of trying to find new ways to explain why Nick would stay with such a moron. The 20-episode second season is currently airing on MTV Wednesday nights at 10 p.m. ET. E! says that “[n]either MTV nor Simpson’s reps would respond to the quote.” Jessica’s sister’s series The Ashlee Simpson Show will continue, of course; Ashlee Simpson is also releasing a new album, Autobiography, today.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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