Showtime finally reveals candidates.

Showtime finally reveals candidates.
Showtime has finally hauled itself off its lazy ass and announced who the 10 American Candidates are. They’ve even updated the show’s crappy Flash web site with the information. Although we’ve known for more than a month who most of them are, and although they’ve been appearing in public for a while, there was no official announcement. The 10 finalists are Chrissy Gephardt, Keith Boykin, Bruce Friedrich, Park Gillespie, Richard Mack, Jim Strock, Bob Vanech, Lisa Witter, Malia Lazu, and Joyce Riley. Meanwhile, the conspiracy theories continue to fly; blog AmCanSham details the less-obvious connections between the lesser known candidates and the show’s producers and/or established political organizations. Detailing the show’s dark side apparently has consequences: one contributor to the blog has been posting increasingly odd song parodies about the series. We’re going to have to get those bloggers some oxygen and/or Vicodin when the series finally debuts on August 1.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.