Paris Hilton slips in oil, gets her own brand of perfume, plans Australia move.

Paris Hilton slips in oil, gets her own brand of perfume, plans Australia move.
Recently: Paris Hilton signed a deal to have her own fragrance! And smashed a bottle of olive oil in a store! Then slipped in the oil! Then was so “touched” by her visit with sick children that she vowed to hold a charity concert for them! And she has a cameo in “Raising Helen”! And will present at the MTV Movie Awards! Wait: Are we even supposed to care about Paris Hilton any more? Despite the fact that The Simple Life 2 debuts in two weeks, she’s very late-2003 and early-2004, and we’re almost to mid-2004, and it’s definitely now Lindsay “whoa” Lohan’s era. This must be why Paris is planning to move to Australia; they haven’t had their fill of her yet.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.