Jessica couldn’t sing in church because of her breasts; rack-referencing sitcom pulled.

Jessica couldn’t sing in church because of her breasts; rack-referencing sitcom pulled.
Fear of the male congregation’s reactions to her breasts, Jessica Simpson wasn’t permitted to sing in church, she tells Rate the Music. “I had very big boobs at a young age and it kept me from a lot of things in the church. I couldn’t sing solos because supposedly the men lusted when I would get up there,” Jessica says. That left her racked with guilt: “I was a teenager in overalls, and I didn’t even really know what sexy was, but they were telling me I was too sexy to sing. I was made to feel guilty about my body. And now people are buying the boobs I have.” Her now-well-displayed chest most recently appeared in the pilot to her sitcom, in which she basically played herself and which had “frequent mentions of her rack.” However, that sitcom has been dropped by ABC, which means it must have really sucked. The New York Times reported that “ABC executives were disappointed with the pilot. But Ms. Simpson’s father, Joe Simpson, who is also her manager and the dominant figure in her career, agreed with the decision to drop the show, a person close to the show said.”

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.