cops want to take Paris Hilton to dinner, not issue her a speeding ticket.

cops want to take Paris Hilton to dinner, not issue her a speeding ticket.
Paris Hilton gets away with everything, including speeding. When pulled over, she says, “I always get out it. The cop always ends up giving me his business card and saying, ‘Let’s go to dinner tonight.’ But I never call them. I got a few tickets from girl cops though.” She says this strategy, known as the Ho Defense, doesn’t work for female cops. What does this portend for Simple Life 2? Paris speeding down the road every time she needs some hot cop sex?
+ also: Simple Life 2 host running for office, says Paris and Nicole are “just two young girls.”

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

about the writer

Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.