The Simple Life 2 will visit Mister Rogers Neighborhood of Make Believe.

The Simple Life 2 will visit Mister Rogers Neighborhood of Make Believe.
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie will spend a week in Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood of Make Believe on their cross-country Simple Life 2 trek. “We had to find a place where the locals wouldn’t mind being talked down to by two socialites pretending to be ignorant, and we found that puppets are remarkably tolerant of our classist bullshit,” a producer said. Nicole will stay with Henrietta Pussycat, who said, “Meow meow heroin meow meow meow!” Paris will bunk with X the Owl. Prince Tuesday has been packed away in a box so Paris won’t be tempted. For half the week, they’ll work at Lady Elaine Fairchilde’s Museum-Go-Round, which despite many revolutions has still not been around as much as Paris.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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