Colby on HBO’s Curb: I’m more of a survivor than a Holocaust survivor.

Colby on HBO’s Curb: I’m more of a survivor than a Holocaust survivor.
Colby Donaldson’s CBS bio tells us that the Survivor All-Stars player “moved to Los Angeles to pursue acting.” His latest gig is quite a stretch: He plays himself on this week’s episode of HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld creator Larry David’s improvised and fictional sit-com. During the early part of the episode, Larry David’s rabbi asks if he can bring a “survivor” to dinner; thinking the rabbi means a Holocaust survivor, Larry invites his father’s Holocaust survivor friend. The truth is revealed when Colby shows up. At dinner, Colby and the Holocaust survivor begin arguing after Colby insists that being on the show makes him more of a survivor, in part because the contestants didn’t have snacks or toliet paper and had to sleep on the ground. The scene ends with them shouting at each other: “I’m a survivor!” “I’m a survivor!” This sounds tasteless and humorless in a recap, but Colby plays it well, mocking himself and the reality show relentlessly.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

about the writer

Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.