Domino’s polls people about “cheesy” reality TV to promote new product.

Domino’s polls people about “cheesy” reality TV to promote new product.
In perhaps the most egregiously shameless and utterly irrelevant marketing tie-in ever, Domino’s Pizza conducted a poll to find out “the cheesiest reality television has to offer” in order to promote their newest non-pizza product, which involves cheese. Get it? Cheesy TV, cheesy crappy food. The survey’s findings: “28%…agree that the show that oozes the most cheese is FOX’s Temptation Island. NBC’s Joe Millionaire came in second with 22% of the votes. FOX’s Average Joe was third with 12%.” To discover this breaking news, Domino’s wasted the time of 1,190 people, plus 184 employees who should have instead been figuring out what marketing people they should fire over this asinine survey.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

about the writer

Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.