FOX erected boa-wrapped, tiara-topped fake Paris and Nicole street signs in Altus.

FOX erected boa-wrapped, tiara-topped fake Paris and Nicole street signs in Altus.
Honoring their two most famous streetwalkers, the town of Altus, Ark., has renamed two roads in the town Paris Hilton Boulevard and Nicole Richie Avenue. At least, that’s the story some media outlets have been running with. Instead, as the AP reports, it was a “mock street sign” put up by FOX on the very auspicious occasion of the release of The Simple Life DVD set. The city’s clerk and mayor’s assistant says, “They’re nothing like real street signs. They were probably out there for five hours. We did not rename the streets.” The AP’s description certainly makes it sound like a real street sign, though: “The 8-foot-tall sign features faux fur, pink beads, and pink feather boas wrapped around the sign post, which is crowned with a tiara.” It “sits on a base adorned with decorative hat boxes, more beads and more feathers.”
+ also: Paris is writing and shopping her autobiography, titled “Tongue-In-Chic: Confessions of an Heiress.”

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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