The Simple Life debuts tonight.

The Simple Life debuts tonight.
Months of anticipation climaxes tonight, although not in night vision, as FOX debuts The Simple Life tonight at 8:30 p.m. ET. The second episode airs tomorrow night at 8:30. Produced by Mary-Ellis Bunim and Jonathan Murray, the team behind The Real World, the show follows Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie as they terrorize a small town in Arkansas (one woman says “the girls ran around town, the way they were dressed and the way they acted” was “not a good influence on” local boys). The show even wrapped early because the locals “loathed” the girls. Loathing from locals equals love from critics, whose orgy of love for the show led FOX to delay the premiere. As of right now, FOX doesn’t have much love for Paris, who’s apparently hiding (and flying coach); her “New York-based publicist, Dan Klores, has angered Fox officials by abruptly canceling all of her scheduled appearances,” according to The Hollywood Reporter. Still, her sex tape is likely help the show, although Nicole’s heroin bust might not generate as much buzz. Here’s a round-up of reviews from critics and others:

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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