“watched a little of The Osbournes” equals “never seen any reality show.”

“watched a little of The Osbournes” equals “never seen any reality show.”
Jessica Simpson says that before she and Nick began production on Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, they “sat down in the very beginning and wanted it to be reality.” She tells MTV, “We have never seen any reality show. Believe it or not, I don’t know what ‘The Bachelor’ or any of that [is about]. I’ve never watched anything.” But then she says, “We had watched a little of ‘The Osbournes,’ but I think it made us walk into it with a really fresh vibe.” Jessica, girlfriend, what do you think The Osbournes is? Science fiction? News? Get a clue. In addition to working on her sitcom for ABC–on which, she says, “I definitely wanna play into who I am on the ‘Newlyweds,’ not as a wife, but just who I am up here [points to head]“–Jessica and Nick will record an album of duets sometime next year. But none of that Sonny and Cher crap for them: “We’re not going to do ‘I Got You Babe,’ because that’s what people’s ‘clever ideas’ are.”

Frankie leads Big Brother's parade of delusion

Frankie on Big Brother

Heading into the finale, the delusion continues, with a re-appearance by evicted Frankie.

Related: The unwatchable cast of Fox's Utopia keeps yelling and screaming.

Shark Tank is getting a spin-off

Shark Tank

Companies that get deals on the show will be followed for this new spin-off.

Also: Before the show began, Shark Barbara Corcoran was cast and then replaced--but then she sent this amazing e-mail and won the job.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.