• the top reality TV whores of 2003.

  • World Idol finale airs New Year’s Day.

  • Paris dating Nick, crushing on Leo.

  • Project Greenlight moves to Bravo, and will involve the Hollywood studio system.

  • Trista and Ryan will be in the Rose Parade; Jen and Andrew are still friends.

  • FOX plans My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance, which features lots of lying.

  • FOX plans Paradise Hotel-esque Forever Eden, which will air indefinitely.

  • A&E’s first reality TV show will follow a family and their mortuary business.

  • Bachelor producers sue Bob over album, but judge says Bob’s CD can sell.

  • Michelle McManus wins Pop Idol 2.

  • the year in reality TV, 2003.

  • World Idol airs on Christmas day.

  • Paris’ “underwear was inappropriate.”

  • what show winners did with their cash.

  • “watched a little of The Osbournes” equals “never seen any reality show.”

  • Apprentice, Model casts announced.

  • Kelly Clarkson is the World Idol favorite for Simon Cowell and oddsmakers.

  • MTV on Ozzy’s crash: “We don’t want [the show] to become General Hospital.”

  • Kylie Minogue will be on Queer Eye.

  • Ruben’s album is number one, but sells about 200,000 fewer copies than Clay.

  • Simple Life watched by more people than ABC interview with George Bush.

  • Da Band’s Dylan faces prison.

  • Ruben’s album will be 1 or 2, while Clay is the “best mannered” person of 2003.

  • Sandra only planned to come in second.

  • Canadian Idol renewed for next summer.