the other Paris Hilton tape: cow milking and “1/2 price anal salty weiner bugers.”

the other Paris Hilton tape: cow milking and “1/2 price anal salty weiner bugers.”
In the middle of a grainy tape, Paris Hilton exclaims, “I’m never drinking milk again.” In another clip, after seeing what Paris has wrought, a woman exclaims, “That seriously is not funny. People are going to see that and freak out.” Okay, so it’s not that tape featuring Paris Hilton. But three clips from her forthcoming FOX reality TV show The Simple Life are grainier, leave more to the imagination, and are full of fun double entendre. Watch Paris milk a cow and pledge never to eat meat again, and watch as she and Nicole Richie advertise for “1/2 price anal salty weiner bugers” [sic] on the marquee of the Sonic drive-through’s sign, which prompts a reaction from their manager. The two also play with roadkill in another clip. In the New York Daily News, David Bianculli says the first two episodes, which air the first week in December, have “definitely been worth the wait.”

The Quest ends its journey stronger than it began

Verlox from The Quest

A review of the finale of summer's best reality series, which wasn't always perfect but was thoroughly entertaining right down to the finish, which included phenomenal challenges and special effects. Will ABC give it a second season?

Plus: an interview with the actor who played Verlox and the ogre.


Shark Tank is getting a spin-off

Shark Tank

Companies that get deals on the show will be followed for this new spin-off.

Also: Before the show began, Shark Barbara Corcoran was cast and then replaced--but then she sent this amazing e-mail and won the job.

about the writer

Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.