the other Paris Hilton tape: cow milking and “1/2 price anal salty weiner bugers.”

the other Paris Hilton tape: cow milking and “1/2 price anal salty weiner bugers.”
In the middle of a grainy tape, Paris Hilton exclaims, “I’m never drinking milk again.” In another clip, after seeing what Paris has wrought, a woman exclaims, “That seriously is not funny. People are going to see that and freak out.” Okay, so it’s not that tape featuring Paris Hilton. But three clips from her forthcoming FOX reality TV show The Simple Life are grainier, leave more to the imagination, and are full of fun double entendre. Watch Paris milk a cow and pledge never to eat meat again, and watch as she and Nicole Richie advertise for “1/2 price anal salty weiner bugers” [sic] on the marquee of the Sonic drive-through’s sign, which prompts a reaction from their manager. The two also play with roadkill in another clip. In the New York Daily News, David Bianculli says the first two episodes, which air the first week in December, have “definitely been worth the wait.”

Survivor San Juan Del Sur's dark cloud is lifted

John Rocker

In its third episode, Survivor San Juan Del Sur improved significantly as John Rocker faced off against an Amazing Race villain. But the Exile Island reward challenge remains a drag on the series.

Why Dick Donato left Big Brother 13

Dick Donato

The Big Brother villain known as "Evel Dick" has finally revealed why he left the show during its 13th season: he learned he was HIV positive.

Also: Dick claims he had no choice but to leave the game.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.