Triumph calls PETA “cuckoo” and says “PETA had an ax to grind with Clay.”

Triumph calls PETA “cuckoo” and says “PETA had an ax to grind with Clay.”
There’s a cat, er, dog fight brewing over the ad campaign featuring Triumph mocking Clay: Despite the fact that PETA says the ad was initially Triumph’s idea, Triumph–also known as comedian Robert Smigel–says that “PETA was jonesing for the Clay joke” and says “PETA had an ax to grind with Clay.” He chastises PETA, which he calls “cuckoo,” for “[leaving] out the part where Clay said it was an accident that haunts him to this day.” He adds, “Why would I endorse neutering? … all I wanted was to whore myself. Of course, I have to stand with Clay, even if they hadn’t twisted his quotes.” The full message from Triumph is in the news section of his web site, which is conveniently produced entirely in Flash and is unlinkable. For further context, check out the entire Rolling Stone interview with Clay, which without selective editing by PETA, suggests Clay isn’t exactly doing cartwheels because the kitten died: “‘I think cats are Satan,’ he says, almost seriously. ‘There’s nothing worse to me than a house cat. When I was about sixteen, I had a kitten and ran over it. Seeing that cat die, I actually think that its spirit has haunted me. I wasn’t afraid of cats before. But now they scare me to death.'”

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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