• a reality TV Thanksgiving weekend.

  • Real World San Diego house searched; woman says she was sexually assaulted.

  • Average Joe’s Dennis and Tareq are actors; Tareq will guest on Miss Match.

  • Queer Eye record includes Elton John, Basement Jaxx; Thom new Pier One rep.

  • FOX exec: Next Joe Millionaire was “greedy”; David selects Linda.

  • CBS “bombarded” with calls about Rupert, who CBS says is MIA.

  • NBC’s Average Joe will return.

  • Elisabeth is The View’s new co-host.

  • Pop Idol finalists have a puke bucket.

  • producers “plotting” Simple Life sequel, even as Paris stops doing interviews.

  • “Jai has a huge crush on James,” but the two, although friends, are not dating.

  • Bob may host daytime talk show.

  • PETA deletes Triumph/Clay ad site.

  • Ty: “If I hear the words hunky handyman one more time, I will freak.”

  • Next Joe Millionaire concludes tonight.

  • Rupert’s torch is extinguished.

  • American Idol 3 may add Pop Idol’s Pete Waterman as a fourth judge.

  • Bachelor 4 finale was ABC’s highest-rated show in its time slot in a year.

  • gay or straight, “in the end, we’re all just guys,” Queer Eye creator Collins says.

  • historic venue collapses, so live Pearl Islands finale will now be in LA.

  • Triumph calls PETA “cuckoo” and says “PETA had an ax to grind with Clay.”

  • Bob chooses Estella, doesn’t propose.

  • Carson to write Us Weekly column; new ep fourth-best Bravo show ever.

  • Guy Sebastian wins Australian Idol.

  • PETA will pull neutered Clay ad if he apologizes for killing-kitten comment.