Joe Schmo debuts tonight.

Joe Schmo debuts tonight.
Spike TV’s first reality TV show, Joe Schmo, debuts tonight at 9 p.m. ET. The series actually chronicles a “staged reality show” called Lap of Luxury, which features a cast of actors starring as contestants and producers–and one guy who thinks he’s on a real show. Matt Kennedy Gould participates in challenges such as “hands on a high-priced hooker” and watches “[w]hen a contestant is eliminated, [and] a ‘Lap of Luxury’ collector’s plate embossed with the contestant’s face, is tossed into the fireplace. ‘Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,’ the host intones solemnly. ‘You are dead to us,'” as The New York Times reports. USA TODAY says that despite the “intriguing concept,” it “is done in by a crude and cruel tone and by a crew of self-satisfied second-rate actors.” The Chicago Sun-Times agrees, saying “it’s executed so badly on ‘Joe Schmo’ that we actually wind up feeling bad for Gould, assuming he truly isn’t in on the joke as well.” But The New York Daily News says “it’s pretty funny, especially when the tables get turned on the pranksters by Gould’s unexpected reactions.”
+ plus: 20,000 apply for fake UK reality TV show.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.