FOX reveals Joe Millionaire 2 twist.

FOX reveals Joe Millionaire 2 twist.
Joe Millionaire 2‘s big twist has been revealed by FOX: The women being courted will all be fame-seeking whores. “It’s so surprising because no one will expect that from a family network like FOX, where we report and you decide that we’re right, bitch,” a spokesperson said. Although the supply of fame-seeking whores is dwindling with the preponderance of similar shows, and of course every show on MTV, producers aren’t worried about casting the second season. “In addition to stealing the show concept from ABC, we also took some Bachelor applications from a guy’s desk,” a producer said. Having exhausted the world’s supply of overgrown apes with IQs lower than their shoe sizes, FOX’s short list for the next Joe includes Michael Jackson, Ari Fleischer, and Joan Rivers. And host Alex McLeod will return, digitally inserted into about 26 seconds of the new episodes, just like last season, which will allow her plenty of time to make Paige Davis voodoo dolls.

Survivor San Juan Del Sur's dark cloud is lifted

John Rocker

In its third episode, Survivor San Juan Del Sur improved significantly as John Rocker faced off against an Amazing Race villain. But the Exile Island reward challenge remains a drag on the series.


Why Dick Donato left Big Brother 13

Dick Donato

The Big Brother villain known as "Evel Dick" has finally revealed why he left the show during its 13th season: he learned he was HIV positive.

Also: Dick claims he had no choice but to leave the game.

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