Simon is Coke’s “asshole pitchman.”

Simon is Coke’s “asshole pitchman.”
The ubiquitous Coke cups in front of the American Idol 2 judges, never mind the red room and infomercials for Coke products, make Coca-Cola’s sponsorship of the show Crystal Pepsi clear. And now, Simon Cowell is starring in an ad for Vanilla Coke. The ad, which you can watch via Slate, oddly shows Simon reading an endorsement off a cue card. Slate’s Rob Walker asks why the company would “[rely] on an asshole pitchman” for their new product, especially one who kowtows. He concludes that conclusion has to do with Simon’s honest critiques (as opposed to the other judges’ “BS”): “On the one hand, Cowell’s endorsement means something because of his nasty brand of integrity; on the other hand, it’s sort of satisfying to see him totally cowed.”

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.