ABC and American Idol producers staging All American Girl pageant.

ABC and American Idol producers staging All American Girl pageant.
The producers of American Idol and ABC are planning a pageant-slash-reality TV show called All American Girl, during which “one woman will be propelled to nationwide fame as the holder of the title All American Girl 2003.” Auditions for women 18 to 25 who can ” sing, dance or act … [a]re … intelligent and good looking … [and] have the personality and charisma to win over the American public” are being held in mid-January.

Frankie leads Big Brother's parade of delusion

Frankie on Big Brother

Heading into the finale, the delusion continues, with a re-appearance by evicted Frankie.

Related: The unwatchable cast of Fox's Utopia keeps yelling and screaming.

Shark Tank is getting a spin-off

Shark Tank

Companies that get deals on the show will be followed for this new spin-off.

Also: Before the show began, Shark Barbara Corcoran was cast and then replaced--but then she sent this amazing e-mail and won the job.

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