spoiler: Ozzy bites neighbor’s head off on Tuesday’s episode of The Osbournes.

spoiler: Ozzy bites neighbor’s head off on Tuesday’s episode of The Osbournes.
On this week’s The Osbournes, Ozzy will confront his noisy neighbor and actually bite the man’s (diminutive) head cleanly off while Sharon jumps up and down and screams, “That’s it, bite the divvy chap’s fucking ‘ead off!” Kelly reportedly admonishes him, saying, “Dad, you’re thinking with your fucking plonker again.” MTV originally intended to not air this part of the episode, but decided now was not the time to develop standards. “We called Arnold Shapiro and John de Mol for advice and they both said go for it,” said an MTV exec.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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