spoiler: Ozzy bites neighbor’s head off on Tuesday’s episode of The Osbournes.

spoiler: Ozzy bites neighbor’s head off on Tuesday’s episode of The Osbournes.
On this week’s The Osbournes, Ozzy will confront his noisy neighbor and actually bite the man’s (diminutive) head cleanly off while Sharon jumps up and down and screams, “That’s it, bite the divvy chap’s fucking ‘ead off!” Kelly reportedly admonishes him, saying, “Dad, you’re thinking with your fucking plonker again.” MTV originally intended to not air this part of the episode, but decided now was not the time to develop standards. “We called Arnold Shapiro and John de Mol for advice and they both said go for it,” said an MTV exec.

Review: Married at First Sight

Marriage At First Sight

In an era of Tinder and Grindr, instant acceptance or dismissal of a potential partner, or instant sex with another body, Married at First Sight offers the thrill of watching strangers deal with the very basics of relationships.

Beyond the headline-grabbing premise, the series has turned out to be a stripped-down, authentic exploration of something very interesting. Read the full review.

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