• ding dong, Jerri is gone.

  • Bands on the Run debuts Sunday.

  • Colby found “passed out, in a large puddle of his own vomit” in 1999.

  • Ytossie and Taheed sue, saying FOX and Rocket Science knew about their kid and told them to lie.

  • Mark Burnett: “we’ve got something totally different coming.”

  • was Boot Camp “a scream” or a Survivor “ripoff”?

  • site closes, reopens after fake cease and desist order.

  • Boot Camp debuts tonight.

  • who will win? I know! I know!

  • Arnold Shapiro and Endemol will produce US Big Brother 2.

  • site publishes photos of new Australian Big Brother house.

  • Australia’s defence minister questions $300,000 spent to fly Survivor contestants.

  • final five picture? or not?

  • Bands on the Run is “a raucous, sometimes raunchy race for notoriety.”

  • UPN’s Chains of Love is “the most bizarre and captivating reality series in TV history.”

  • book-based Worst Case Scenario coming to TBS.

  • contestants will vote each other out of next Big Brother; audience will select the winner.

  • Eden’s Crush’s single “is the top entry on SoundScan’s singles chart this week.”

  • UK’s Chained includes “a blend” of the sexes and sexual orientations.

  • memo to Mark Burnett: “[junk] the two-tribe format.”

  • “every one who participated [in Boot Camp] became better people.”

  • latest promotional item: the Survivor trading card game.

  • apologies and revelations from the person who answered the Australian Popstars’ e.mail.

  • Black Ops wins Reality411.com create-your-own-reality-TV-show contest.

  • Survivor 3 rejection: “You are neither physically striking nor morally hideous.”